The Pretzel Store Songtext

So I went down to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about those crazy shapes
Twisty, curvy, holey, and straight
But I don't want to eat pretzels today
'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into birds
And flew away
Everyday
They flew away
Oh, those tricky pretzels
c j!i,f! gi rr

So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about that yummy flavory
Salty, sweet, and a little bit savory
But I don't want to eat pretzels today
'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into rainbow fish
And swam away
Everyday
They swam away
Oh, those tricky pretzels
c j!i,f! gi rr

So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about those favorite toppings
Chocolate dipped and honey whipped
But I don't want to eat pretzels today
'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into horses
And galloped away
Everyday
They galloped away
Oh, those tricky pretzels
c j!i,f! gi rr
"Neigh!"

So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I love pretzels
I love pretzels [Hey, come back here, pretzels!]
I love pretzels [Where are you going, pretzels?]
I love pretzels [Oh, well, I guess I'll eat some chips.]
I love pretzels

Aardvarks The Pretzel Store songtext