I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they debonair. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? m.keskhpidg.. c Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? [Beard Poem] Here's my beard. Ain't it weird? Don't be sceered, Just a beard Carlin George Hair Poem songtext Suchen mit Google Carlin George Hair Poem liedtext Finden Sie mit Yahoo Carlin George Hair Poem songtext | | |