Octopus Hairpiece Songtext

stop
people please
while surfing in the ocean
i somehow lost my hairpiece

i watched my age increase
c,,hhkic !p?,,nj
as some pesky octopus
took my tuft of manhood from me

[chorus]
duck diving for my hairpiece
im searching for my hairpiece
duck diving for my hairpiece
octopus hairpiece

look there on the reef
make a lasso with my leash
ride my sea horse to the deep

im at one with the sea
im a surfer from the soul
until a clam swallowed my toupee whole

[repeat chorus]

yea dude did i say dude
i know i sound like bill and ted
i got a sunburn on my head
ive been to indo been to france
but the hairpieces are cheaper
down in costa rica

[repeat chorus]

Guttermouth Octopus Hairpiece songtext