County Check Pimpin Songtext

[Sampled talking]
-I love you!
-Hehehehe, that don't do nothin for meI gots to have more then that
-Name it

-Damn, you sexy son of a bitch, what's your name?
[This shit's gon' cost you some mother ****in money]
-They call me Captain Backslap.
[This shit's gon' cost you some mother ****in money]
-That's your Cadillac outside?
[This shit's gon' cost you some mother ****in money]
-You god damn right, but if you think you're riding for free I
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hope you brought your cross trainers.
[I need some money. I need some money. I need some money]
-Oh really? So when are we gonna hook up?
[This shit's gon' cost you some mother ****in money]
-Look sexy, I reverse the game. You wanna get with me you better
make a donation cause I don't **** for free. You can get some
strokin as long as your purse stays open. So pay me!
[This shit's gon' cost you some mother ****in money]
-Pay you?
[I need some money. I need some money.]

Chicks think I'm that only out for head? Obscene
Backslap bitch, I'm in it for the federal green
Cause I only date broads makin more than 50 grand a year
Bitch I stay rich, cause I'm hung like a chandelier
I used to sweat girls [what], just to get some action
But now a chicks welfare check I'll be cashin
Backslap reverse the game, miss [I] run your purse
Secretary, stripper, nun, or nurse
I never go broke, I go dutch, feelin it?
I charge by the stroke when I ****, period
She rich, but I didn't date cutie for the ass
And if I drive you nuts pay me money for the gas [Whooo]

-When the hell are you gonna FUCK me?
-The money, when do I get it, the money?
-Hey daddy, wanna buy me a coupla beers?

Bitch, I'm tryin to get a Caddy in a coupla years

[Chorus]
I sell dick like Avon and take no crap
Wanna date me, then make my bank roll fat
Girls linin up to give me the ass
But I don't do shit until you show me the cash [Hit the high notes]
Girls wanna **** with me? [Whooo]
Backslap don't **** for free [Oh no]

-I-I love you
Fuck you, pay me!
-I know you can't wait to get your hands on the money

I knew this bad ass ho [Whooo]
But she wouldn't give me no dough
So I cut the bitch off [Good-bye]
Chickenheads hate me cause I'm cheap as ****
Either pay me or turn up your beak and cluck [Cluck, cluck]
I need a new mink, I need gas in the hooptie
I need to do a show, and bag me a groupie
Now she can assume, that I think with my dick
Catch her slippin, get her drunk, and take her spinach and dip
Fuck it
I date Oprah, my wallets lookin crazy slim
Fuck the Holiday Inn, take me to the ATM
Fellas pay gold-diggers [What] No hope
I date 6 digit figure women leavin 'em broke
I never worked, a god damn day in my life
Just County Check Pimpin I wouldn't pay for my wife
I date girls that are 5Ɖ weighin 3 and change [Yuck]
As long as when I'm done the bitch pay me 3 and change
Mo' cash in the bank and I never had a job
I'd rather get in your purse then see your head bob

[Chorus]

Just sing it like Luther baby
Now c'mon and break it down for the County Check Pimps one more time
Like this

H.U.G.
[He's a pimp, got it?]
A-L Shid
[He's a pimp, got it?]
That cat Dick
[He's a pimp, got it?]
DJ Contakt
[He's a pimp, got it?]

Uh, Christina Aguilera
[I own the bitch]
Uh, every other female pop singer
[I own the bitch]
What about your wife?
[I own the bitch]
What about your sister?
[I own the bitch]

-Will you, will you not give me that money?
-No, not one cent. Not one cent of the money do you get while I'm alive
If you want anymore money, you've got to go to work
-My ass, tastes full of shit.
-Won't work and never will. All I do is rest and dress, put his mamma
on the corner and she'll do the rest.

J-zone County Check Pimpin songtext