Vagitarian-never Heard Of It Songtext

I Like Her and She Likes Her
And I Think That She Likes Her Too
I Contemplate That We Can Date
But I Never Have a Clue

Until One Day
When I Was Waking Up With Her She Said
This Is Weird Cuz I'm a Lesbian
And I Can't Like You
But I Said
I've Always Liked You and You're the One For Me
Can't You See
That You and Me Were Meant to Be

I Wish I Was a Lesbian
Then She Could Be My Girlfriend
She's the Coolest Chick I Know
Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show?
do.frm .nmmh..er
Let's Work It Out
You're the Only One I Think About
I Don't Care That You Like Chicks
Although My Friends Say Forget About It

Hey
Hey Hey Hey

The Agony
Of Spots of Conflict We Could Have Had
A Magic 8 Ball Tells Me Things Won't Be So Bad
My Friends Will Say
Let It Go
Think I'm Dumb But They Dont Know
She Likes Chicks But I Like Chicks Too
Shit What Can I Do?

I Wish I Was a Lesbian
Then She Could Be My Girlfriend
She's the Coolest Chick I Know
Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show?
do.frm .nmmh..er
Let's Work It Out
You're the Only One I Think About
I Don't Care That You Like Chicks
Although My Friends Say Forget About It

Hey
Hey Hey Hey
Hey

It's Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians
I Guess She Never Will Like Men
She's a Vag-it-ar-ian
Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians
Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians

Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians [What Can I Do]
Useless For Me to Pretend [Cuz I Like You]
She Only Dates Lesbians [And You Like Her]
Useless For Me to Pretend [Can't You See]
She Only Dates Lesbians [You and Me]
Useless of Me to Pretend [Were Meant to Be]
She Only Dates Lesbians

I Wish I Was a Lesbian
Then She Could Be My Girlfriend
She's the Coolest Chick I Know
Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show?
do.frm .nmmh..er
Let's Work It Out
You're the Only One I Think About
I Don't Care That You Like Chicks
Although My Friends Say Forget About It

Hey
Hey Hey Hey
Hey

It's Useless For Me to Pretend
Cuz She Only Dates Lesbians
I Guess She Never Will Like Men
Cuz She's a Vag-it-ar-ian

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