Tracheotomy Peashooter Songtext

Chicken bone - in my neck
I can't breathe - what the heck
Butter knife impales my throat
Through the slit - I start to choke
Plastic straw - held with gum
EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY
Has been done

Waiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away

Waiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
Emergency - Tracheotomy
Can be fun - you better run

Waiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away
Shooting people in their eyes
Is so much fun, the pain subsides
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Launching peas from my neck
Blinds the waitress who drops the check

Waiting for - the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
Emergency Tracheotomy
Can be fun - you better run - you better run

Waiting for - the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I ta

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