Your Jeans Are Too Tight Songtext

This song is for the ladies, or as i like to call you Women.
[verse 1]
I first saw you baby
In a Pair of pale blue slacks
[slacks]
Feigning Dis-interest
at the stares they'd attract
[tract]
They were cut low in the front
lower in the back
I could see clear to Hobart
Its a good thing you waxed
[chorus]
Your jeans are too tight
Your jeans are too tight
Im seeing the moon
And its not yet the night
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Your jeans are too small
Your jeans are too small
If you were a Fella
Id see clear to your balls
Your jeans are too tight
Oh lady.
Your jeans are too tight
[chorus 2]
I must admit
That id never seen denim so strained
Your the kinda girl baby
That puts plumbers to shame
Now dont take offence
But your back rack is stacked
If i was a dealer
I couldnt move that much crack
[verse 3]
in your jeans you look great
in your jeans you look great
like a denim-clad camel toed
glued on your leg
your jeans must constrict
your jeans must constrict
whats that by your cuff?
dear god, its your lip!
[verse 4]
Your ankles look pale!
Has the blood been cut off?
Let me spend just a penny
In that stone wash coin slot
Look at that butt grin
Too cheeky to pass
That thong that your wearings
Just flossing your ass
[verse 5]
The elastic is stretched
With wreckless abandon
Like a tightrope of cotton
Across the grand canyon
Babe ill just ask ya
Now no misbehaving
Were you ever a roadie?
Did you work for Van Halen?
Im Raving,
Your Shaven
It couldnt be better
And thanks for reminding me
I must post that letter
[Letter] letter [letter]
Lett-errrrrr
[[spoken]And its quite a bulky post item too Its quite large!]
[verse 6]
Your Jeans stick like glue
They look good on you
They make me feel like shopping
At BIG W
Its your jeans that i like
Its you jeans that i like
Can you touch your toes baby
So i can park my bike?
Your jeans are too tight
Your jeans are too tight
And i dont mind at allllll..
[It's not like you're my woman!]

Paul Mcdermott Your Jeans Are Too Tight songtext