Rumor Weed Songtext

Have you heard the one about alfred
a dangerous robot i'm told
he's got lasers for eyes
and a microchip brain
and his skin is terribly cold

[We've heard the one about alfred its strange, amazing, and true]
but now that we heard about alfred
we'd like to hear more about you
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I'm a rumor weed
[he's a rumor weed]
I'm a rumor weed

[he's a rumor weed]
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess
[ he's a rumor weed]

[So what is a rumor]
Starts as a story
maybe it's true maybe not

But once you repeat it
it's hard to defeat it
now look at the mess that you've got

Alfred's a robot
everyone knows
the story is all over town

Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
just like a big weed in the ground

I'm a rumor weed
[ he's a rumor weed]
I'm a rumor weed

[he's a rumor weed]
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess
[he's a rumor weed]

Don't start rumors
no no
Don't rumors

Word can hurt they spread like a tumor
so play it safe and don't start a rumor

I'm a rumor weed
[he's a rumor weed]
I'm a rumor weed

[he's a rumor weed
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess

A tiny little story is all i need
[Better watch out for the rumor weed!]

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